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26 June 2006
Great Bedtime Story!
Ok, so a bunch of us in a metal-forum made a story, where one ended a sentence and another one wrote the following and so on, it turned out... well, it turned out to be something at least. Enjoy!
(This makes me an apprentice to the master of nonsense, ala Dankku)
Once upon a time there was a man called Ace that owned a bass.
......Ace plays LEAD Guitar!!! Gene owns the bass!!!
...does it have to rhyme?
Ok....
"He liked to rub but-ter on his face."
Mainly because his father was a lobster...
that smelled like elderberries...
One day he met up with this girl who smelled like
a skunk?
She was a citar-guru of unseen caliber.
...so she plays on her citar to get money so that they can get food on the table.
The drawback here is that they can't afford a decent table
So they eat on their grandpappa's belly
Which is disgusting, so Ace applies for a job at IKEA, in hopes of getting an employee discount on a table.
Then a zombie ate Ace's brain
and started dating Ace's citar playing ex-girlfriend
although what she played was a sitar
Not that it sounded any different as she wasn't any good at playing anything
so she went to 'The Towns" to find oboe lessons
On the path through the forest she came upon a frog
she figured she had better kiss it
Thus turning the frog into a very masculine looking Princess
they fell in love
:sick:
an old hag came along and exorcised both of them
and gave them both three wishes
But that was a freaking lie so it didn't work.
both of them wished for 3 scoops of ice cream
and obviously didnt get them
and both got sick in their belly :sick:
so they pewked on the hag, making her greener than ever
The hag turned into the Hulk
then the two whatevers ran for their lives
Hahahahaha!!! I can't stop laughing!!!!!
Because of that, they ran into a huge tree
and broke all their extremities
They got extremely ( ) silly and
it was a metal tree
then a witchdoctor came along
And turned them into hags. Rolling Eyes
he came all the way from South Africa. he was also a monk - a Bhuddist monk. and a Viking lord
He was out hunting orcs
Cause he was in desperate need of some cute pets
but he could find any, cuz the old hag had already eaten them all
and so he cried all night, tears of blood.
but then, there was a great white light! it was Saruman
he had grown some new orcs
But really it was Gandalf.
so he killed all the new orcs before the witch doctor could say 'Velossfaeniel'
and then proceeded to cook a very nice meal from their rancid flesh.
^the witch doctor did.
Gandalf was too busy talking to an Elf
And I was that elf.(Gashul)
But my shoes were too small.
So he made new ones out of the rancid flesh of rotting dead orcs
but those were too large, so the went to the mall to buy him some Nike's
But the clerk in the store refused to sell them anything, because...
they smelled of rotting orc blood, so the went to another store and bought...
BANANAS!
"but i dont even like bananas",said the elf, who was really Gashull in disguise
and then he rode away in the sunset on a flying kebab-pizza
... which he fell off of , and he landed in Chicago
Where he married the Bulls-mascot and built a time machine
so he could go to the year 1435 with his Bulls -mascott wife and...
build a better version of internet
...and kill...
time because internet was freaking slow back then
but that was before metal fourms and MySpace...
so the only thing that was on was a picture of Ghashul and the Bulls-mascot (because he inveted it)
and he was very tired of looking at hinself, so he and his wife borded a ship to swden, where they met...
Bill Gatesagin & created the Winternet
But then Al Gore sued them for taking things out of proportion
They hired Freddie Ljungberg and AdMartin to represent them in court
WHich is a really bad choice, since AdMartin looks really wasted in that wigg...
Everyone at court got blinded by AdMartins legs
And then Ace returned from the dead, or actually he had only been to the toilet!
Thinking how he would reply to the "when Did You Last Poop" thread
he was a bit confused, as there were polar bears climbing decayed pineapple trees with Johnny Depp
so he killed Johnny Depp and blamed everything on violent television
noooooo! Crying or Very sad then Sir William Wallace came along and crushed him like a worm with only a pebble.
And then, upon the winds of war the english arrived
they brought along a cat named Garfield
...and prince
but Garfield ate Prince Charles along the way
, and he was really yummy. Though he did get a
Who is putting all this together when it's done?
*raises hand* i will - i have enough free time to anyways right now
a bone stuck in his throat. And then some refugee orcs found the rest of his bones in a cabbage patch
And that was not a normal cabbage patch
it was, in fact a tr00, Grym, Kvlt cabbage patch!
That all the orcs liked very much, so they painted themselves with warpaintballs
Then Professor Tolkein came and rebuked us for our ridiculous story.
Smoking his pipe, stroking his hair backwards and making gruffing noices.
Sorry, not really a sentence. Let's try this...
Smoking his pipe, stroking his hair backwards and making gruffing noices, he reveals that he is indeed Tom Bombadill.
Ah, yes. Much better.
Untill one day his mother in-law came over and catched him in one of his most worst scenes ever :surprised:
, he was wearing his bright blue jacket and his yellow boots,
And a rainbow colored thong with rhinestones
And was accompanied by the regurgiated remains of Prince Charles
who was pretty angry because the elf stoled his ,um...yellow boots :surprised:
Tom Bombadil isn't in fact an elf.
...but a gangstuurr thug who just wants some chocolate
And I, Ghâshûl, am that chocolate.
wait just a minute... i thought you were the elf?
The elf is schizophrenic.
Everyone thought he was an elf when in fact he was
THOR, THE MIGHTY WARRIOR OF THE NORDIC PANTHEON!!!!
And I ride in my mighty chariot drawn by Tanngrisner og Tanngnjost while I use my hammer to cause THUNDER!
But your chariot breaks down, because the liberals eliminated shop class from the high schools, and so you never took Auto Shop to learn how to fix your chariot. Instead, you became a computer geek, because you could goof around on myspace with all the 48 year old pervert-trolls pretending to be 14 to be able to molest children like the true crap they are. Your applications sometimes fail, and your boss gets pissed. Then, the jerk who sold you the used chariot, has your car towed to another part of town, and you end up with two parking tickets that weren't yours.
The cops don't believe your car was stolen, and they assume you reported it stolen to get out of the parking tickets.
and then you went home to suck your thumb and cry, because life is just so darn tough like that
Only to discover you had obviously poked a hole in the toilet paper. Pppuukkeee!!!!!!!!
Bless you!!!
But then you realized that you were the chocolate and that everything was ok. So you got on your chariot, ate the parking tickets, dressed up in your bright blue jacket, yellow boots, and thongs with rhinestones, that you stole from Tolkien aka Tom Bomadil and Prince Charles, who have now hooked up with all of the perverse trolls out on my-space. Then you swung your hammer, mjöldänger, to new dimensions of uber coolnes.
*Velossfaeniel wrote:*
he came all the way from South Africa. he was also a monk - a Bhuddist monk. and a Viking lord
...sorry for interrupting the story here, but there are no Bhuddist monks in SA. or viking lords
...and the hammer hit a magical urn filled with a once-powerful mystic's ashes
And suddenly he saw princess Kristina from Norway
*Crossbearer wrote:*
But then you realized that you were the chocolate and that everything was ok. So you got on your chariot, ate the parking tickets, dressed up in your bright blue jacket, yellow boots, and thongs with rhinestones, that you stole from Tolkien aka Tom Bomadil and Prince Charles, who have now hooked up with all of the perverse trolls out on my-space. Then you swung your hammer, mjöldänger, to new dimensions of uber coolnes.
....And Crossbearer came closer to being promoted to Gum Scraper!
And then Profesor Tolkein came back, and rebuked us for starting every sentence with "And."
And then Brad came in destroying the story, because he got somewhat annoyed by those new "And`s"...
Thus they all died.
...And they all lived happily ever-after.
The End!
Boring end.
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22 June 2006
Happy Midsummers Day To All!
At least for the Finns, don't know about the rest of you.
We are going to my grandparent's summercottage in my village of birth. And we are going to eat, swim, run, play kubb and talk alot. My cousin is also coming with his wife and son, so that'll be great. Will post pictures later on!
And then, for all of you who like Selfminded, here's a little treat!
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20 June 2006
Some More Music
Hello to all again.
Today I will post some links to some music videos of bands that I sometimes enjoy music by.
Most bands I listen to never get so far that they would actually produce a video, but some of them actually do.
This will give you a picture of what music I listen to while writing blogposts.
So, enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_zANGuZ4Ck&search=demon%2...
Sotahuuto:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxbUEQOlyOI&search=sotahuuto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maLJsLodcDw&search=Tourniq...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8aAde3V7do&search=christa...
Hope you are all having a wonderful summer!
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17 June 2006
A Very Nice Day
Today has been a very nice day, it has been “very” hot, about 25 degrees and sunny.
I, Tanja and Aron went shopping to the city. Tomorrow we have Arons’ child blessing and so we had to get some new clothes for him and Tanja.
We also found some other cool stuff, I found socks, 7 pairs on which it says ‘Monday’, ‘Tuesday’, and so on. We also found Arons’ grandpa in the city, he bought us some tea and then we discussed football and Captain Beefheart.
Cecilia, my sister, came for a visit, it was fun, we ate and watched movies. But most of the time she was sleeping, she's one of those who are awake during the nights and asleep during the days.
I have been out snapping some pictures today also, just a reason to get out from the house.
Have a nice weekend!
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15 June 2006
My first challenge!
This is my first challenge, or at least the first one I have accepted, or remembered to do...
Got it from Cicka and Jake, or was it Dankku?
1. Take the nearest book and look up page 18, line 4. What does it say?
”eller också ha tyckt väldigt mycket om, då man var barn.”
Freely translated ”Or have liked very much, when one was a child.”
2. Reach out your arm as far as you can. What do you touch?
A pack of Fujifilm empty DVD:s
3. What is the latest thing you watched on TV?
Sweden – Trinidad Football World Cup on Saturday evening.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is.
20:13, it is 21:08, pretty far of…
5. Apart from the computer, what else do you hear?
Jet Circus – Fears of Tomorrow
Aron, my son, Tanja, my wife, Cecilia my little sister.
6. When were you last outside, and what did you do.
Just a moment ago, we went to Subway for some food and then we rented a movie from Filmtown.
7. What did you look at before you started answering these questions.
A music video by Blindside.
8. What are you wearing?
Black-white T-shirt, pants, a red belt, black socks, black boxers…
9. Did you dream last night, if you did, then what was the dream about?
Can’t remember, but it was something cool though.
10. When was the last time you laughed?
Yesterday, I think. Yes, it was yesterday.
11. What is on the wall in the room you sit in right now.
A painting by Cicka, a painting by Tanja, Tanja and my wedding pictures.
12. Have you seen anything strange lately?
Yes, a road acting like you just kicked a water-bed.
13. What do you think of this challenge?
It’s my first, and it’s kinda fun.
14. What movie have you watched most recently?
“Vieraalla maalla”, Freely translated “Foreign land… thingy”.
15. If you became a multi-millionaire, what would you buy?
A log-house, a cool car, millions of cool cd’s and DVD’s, loads of band merchandise and a ton of books, expensive paintings, lots of cool clothes…
And maybe an industry…
16. Tell something about yourself that others don't know.
I actually only weigh 75kg, which is about 150 pounds…
17. If you could change ONE thing in the world, without consideration to politics and
feelings of guilt, what would it be?
Myself? Abandonment of selfishness? I don’t know?
Well, I don’t like that people are starving, but I would only sound like a miss universe candidate.
18. Do you like dancing?
Oh, yes, very much. In moshpits…
19. George Bush?
Oh, yes! Oh, no!
20-21.What would you name your children, boy and girl respectively?
Well one is obviously already named: Aron.
A girl would maybe been given a name such as Kesia or Ebba.
22. Could you consider living abroad?
Oh, yes! Oh, no!
23. What would you like God to say to you when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Heeey! Mazze my man! I cheered for you all the way!
At least I know what I do not want to hear “You never knew me, and I do not know you…”
24. Four people you would like to answer these questions?
Jimmy, Dadde, Jesca, Cherie…
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Words of Wisdom
While waiting for me to get home to be able to take on the challenge I've received from Cicka and Jake, I just have to write something because I'm drowning in boring numbers and lines at the moment.
Today I heard something great being said on the radio.
"It's not about what you become. It's about who you become."
Now that's deep! Think about it for a moment, then return to see me face my first blog-post challenge!
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12 June 2006
The Weekend
It has been a very nice weekend. First we were on the BBQ, and had lots of fun. On Saturday I had the privilege to meet Dankku, and Misa. Only for a short while on the afternoon, but still it was fun. We sat on a bench in the city centre, then we headed to the art hall to see some art, and also to get to see what Jimmy ‘sokkles’ had produced. That was also fun, especially the comments dropped by Misa and Dankku on some of the works. We also tried to make a movie-clip, as reality TV is such a hit nowadays, but we failed miserably, and you will never see the results…
In the evening me, Tanja and Aron watched soccer at Tanja’s grandma, it was quite an interesting game between Sweden and Trinidad & Tobago. The final score was 0-0.
On Sunday we didn’t do much at all, we went for a long walk in the very nice weather. And then we went to church, it was a really good Sunday service, with the sermon telling about the first church and the first Christians and the circumstances they lived in.
And today (Monday), I had a meeting at the job with the uber boss of bosses; he was a really nice guy.
And tomorrow I get to be outdoors during work! And they have promised a lot of Celsius degrees for tomorrow!
And yes, almost forgot, my mother, Gun, and my younger sister, Cecilia, showed up on Saturday also, it was fun, I and Cecilia went for a burger.
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10 June 2006
BBQ
Yesterday we went to our pastors’ house for a barbeque. It was great, the weather could have been better, but the company was great. We even had the time to watch some football, Germany vs Costa Rica, it was a very nice game, and not boring as it usually is when Germany is playing.
We ate lots of meat; I and Tanja had brought our own meat, real meat from real cows, and the good bits and parts of the real good cow you know?
One could have taken some great pics from that evening, we had so much fun. They even had one of those huge things you can jump up and down on and make all kind of tricks; it was kinda scary but great fun.
But of course we forgot the camera at home. In the old days you could have fun without feeling the need of documenting everything, now it’s so easy to have a small digital camera with you at all times, so it kind of feels wrong not to at least snap a couple of pics from an evening like yesterday.
Well, with all the stuff you need to have around when traveling with a baby you are bound to forget a things or two. And I much rather remember the baby than the camera!
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09 June 2006
Visitors
This weekend we had some of Tanja’s relatives from Sacramento, California, USA, visiting. They were really nice and it was great fun to show them around here. I hope they really enjoyed their stay here.
And we got Jelly Beans of them, but my sister-in-law has written a great blogpost about them, so I will not mention any more about them. But they are really, really great.
Finland is quite a nice country when it really comes to enjoying it.
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06 June 2006
Exchange of Hardware
There is some exchanging of computer hardware going on at our place at the moment, so there will be no blogposts for a little while. A couple of days or a week or so, all depending on what time and effort I will be able to put into the tasks needed to be done.
Just wanted to let you all know.
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05 June 2006
Join Uncle Sam
Somehow I found this on the web: http://www.americasarmy.com/
It is a computer game developed and distributed by the American Army.
I don’t know about you but I find this kind of weird, or interesting, or both.
There are some FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions) that you can read through that are for the parents of whose kids are shooting each other, or terrorists, or whoever they are shooting in the game.
The game is all free for download, so you can download it and become GI Joe and shoot up the world if you like too.
Please comment on this, I can’t be the only one thinking that it’s strange that the American Army puts a lot of money in a game that they distribute for free, and that is mostly played by kids, and then have an “Join the Army” button on the same homepage as the game.
For you living in Finland, should the Finnish army do something similar to recruit more young men that are trying to avoid the compulsory army service?
I even might try this thing out some day, just to see what it’s like. And because it doesn’t cost anything (or do I sell my soul to the ideas of the AA?). Or maybe not, either way I don’t have any time for computer games.
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